* You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: �I am very rich. �Marry me!� � That�s Direct Marketing�
* You�re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: �He�s very rich. �Marry him.� -That�s Advertising�
* You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: �Hi, I�m very rich. �Marry me � That�s Telemarketing�
* You�re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: �By the way, I�m rich. Will you �Marry Me?� � That�s Public Relations
* You�re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:�You are very rich! �Can you marry ! me?� � That�s Brand Recognition
* You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: �I am very rich. Marry me!� She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. � �That�s Customer Feedback�
* You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: �I am very rich. Marry me!� And she introduces you to her husband. � �That�s demand and supply gap�
* You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: �I�m rich. Will you marry me?� and she goes with him � �That�s competition eating into your market share�
* You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: �I�m rich, Marry me!� your wife arrives. � �That�s restriction for entering new markets�
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