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Saturday, August 4, 2007

Need a Haircut

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About two hours." The guy walks out.

A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in
the door and asks,

"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop full of customers
and says, "About two hours." Once again,

the guy leaves the shop.

A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the
shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About an hour and a half." Again, the guy walks out.

The barber is getting curious.
He looks over at a friend in the shop and says,
"Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later,
Bill comes back into the shop laughing.
The barber asks,

"Bill, where did the guy go when he left here?"

"To your house."

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